The Top Ten Reasons Avon and Tarrant Make a Good Couple:

10. Who else would put up with either one of them?

9. They don't violate the "Curl Rule."

8. They don't have to worry about birth control.

7. Even on the hair day from hell, Avon's hair is better than Zeeona's.

6 . Avon gets to be on top sometimes.

5. Youth & skill and age & treachery -- the perfect combination!

4. At least one of them isn't too stubborn to make the first move.

3. Avon likes 'em skinny and blue-eyed.

2. They look so cute in their matching black leather and studs.

And the number one reason Avon and Tarrant Make a Good Couple:

1. Neither of them ever killed the other.